None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.
没有人可以发誓做到完美，最后我们能保证的只有深爱彼此，倾尽所有。因为爱是最美好的事。
Kids, before I met your mother, when I was still out there searching, I learned something valuable. That love is not a science. You see, sometimes in life you just have to accept that certain things can’t be explained. And that’s kind of scary.
孩子们，遇见你们老妈之前，当我还在寻找另一半时，我学到了一点，那就是爱情不是科学。你们瞧，有时候，你们必须接受，生活中有些事情是解释不了的，而且会让人感到震惊。
The early bloom of romantics is a wonderful thing. You meet someone, you have a connection, and that person becomes sheer perfection in your eyes. You just can’t find anything wrong with them. You can’t wait to tell the world about it.
爱情初绽时十分美好。你们遇见一个人，对她有了好感，那个人在你眼中就会变得完美无瑕。你就是找不到她们的缺点，并迫不及待地要告诉全世界。
Kids，when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.
孩子，当你们单身的时候，以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。但在你所有的感情经历中，只会有一个是以这种方式结尾，其它都以至少有一个人受伤而告终。
When you're single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation: "Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?"
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我评估：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？
[On being dumped by his bride-to-be] Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone’s face. There’s a third option: you can just let it go, and only when you do that it is really gone, and you can move forward. And that, kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story. It just wasn’t mine. Mine was still out there waiting for me.
[在婚礼上被新娘甩了之后] 孩子们，也许你们认为只有两种选择：忍气吞声或者把气撒在别人身上。其实还有第三种选择：让它过去，也只有这样做了，一切才会消失，你才可以开始新的生活。孩子们，这才是完美爱情的完美结局。只是爱人不是她，我的爱还在某个地方等着我。
Learn about relationships is that you’re never done getting to know someone. Everyone has secrets. Some are nice. Some aren’t as nice.
关于爱情，你们要学习的一点就是，你永远都不会完完全全了解一个人。人人都有秘密。有些是好的，有些不是。
