全网最撩的土味情话N
The most touching love story in the whole network
你好像我家的一个亲戚。什么?我爸的女婿
You look like a relative of my family. What? More father’s son-in-law
先生可知 我寻了半生的春天,你一笑便是了
Sir, I’ve been looking for spring for half my life. You just laugh
只许州官放火 不许你离开我
Only the state officials can set fire. You are not allowed to leave me
算命的说我旺夫,你要不要试一下吖
The fortune teller says I’m Wangfu. Would you like to try acridine?
我们去吃全家桶吧,这样我们就是一家人了
Let’s go eat the whole family bucket. Then we’ll one family