1、肚子饿了就打电话给我，我吃个零食顺便嚼给你听。
Call me when you're hungry. I'll have a snack and let you listen to my chewing.
2、和玩得来的人在一起玩才叫玩，和玩不来的人在一起玩，那种感觉就像加班。
Playing with people who can play is called playing. Playing with people who can't play is like working overtime.
3、本人想住进先生的心里，结果没想到邻居还挺多。
I wanted to live in a gentleman's heart, but I didn't expect there were many neighbors.
4、你说得很对，但我不听。
You're right, but I won't listen.

5、我都不敢问你们喜欢什么类型，我怕你说喜欢我这种。
I dare not ask you what type you like. I'm afraid you like me.
6、追星太难了，你追我吧，三两下就到手了。
It's too hard to chase stars. You can chase me. It's easy.
7、满脑子的智慧，硬生生的撑大了我的脸。
Full of wisdom, hard to support my face.
8、在哪里跌倒，就在哪睡一觉。
Where you fall, you sleep there.
9、睡觉是一门艺术，谁也无法阻止我追求艺术的脚步。
Sleeping is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.
10、谁说我不会乐器，我退堂鼓打的可好了。
Who says I can't play an instrument? I'm good at backing out.
11、生活就像淋浴，方向转错，水深火热。
Life is like a shower. If you turn in the wrong direction, you will be in deep water.
12、今天就先不发自拍了，你们也知道我是易烊千玺的老婆。
I won't shoot myself today. You know I'm Jackson Yee's wife.
13、没有水的地方叫沙漠，没有我的地方叫寂寞。
The place without water is called desert, and the place without me is called loneliness.
14、风水轮流转，今天我最好看。
Good luck and bad luck will take turns. Today I am the most beautiful.
