朋友圈的搞笑句子
我对生活说：你真会搞事。生活回答：我搞的是你的头发，不是事。
I say to life: You really know how to cause trouble. Life answer: I'm dealing with your hair, it's not a problem.
去闺蜜家，她居然在看书。我问她为啥这么勤奋。她说：以色事人，色衰而恩绝。我问什么意思，她解释说：每天发自拍，朋友们看腻了。所以我要发段子，做一个有文化的烧包。
Going to her best friend's house, she was actually reading a book. I asked her why she is so diligent. She said, "To judge a person by their appearance, but to decline one's appearance, one's kindness will be extinguished.". When I asked what she meant, she explained: I take selfies every day, and my friends get tired of them. So I want to post a joke and make a cultured steamed bun.
我爸喜欢吃肉，我妈今天只炒了几个素菜，我爸抱怨说：“怎么只有素菜啊”我妈说：“爱吃不吃，不吃喂狗”说着说着就把菜就夹到了我碗里……
My dad likes to eat meat. Today, my mom only stir fried a few vegetarian dishes. My dad complained, "Why only vegetarian dishes are there?" My mom said, "I like to eat or not, I don't eat and feed my dog." As she said, she put the dishes in my bowl
和楼下早餐店老板聊养生，他问：“知道你们长期不吃早餐的有什么影响么？”我说不知道，他说：“影响我们做生意。”
Talking to the breakfast shop owner downstairs about health, he asked, "Do you know what the impact of not eating breakfast for a long time is?" I said I don't know, but he said, "It affects our business."
