1、后天想和对象去看电影,有什么好的对象推荐一下吗?
I want to go to the cinema with my partner the day after tomorrow. Do you have any good ones to recommend?
2、爱情可以晚点到,但外卖不行。
Love can be late, but take away is not.
3、有人收闲置宝贝吗,反正我闲着也是闲着。
Is there anyone to take the idle baby? Anyway, I'm also idle.
4、有需要电灯泡的吗,吃不吃饭不重要,主要是想近距离看看爱情。
Do you need a light bulb? It's not important to eat or not. It's mainly to have a close look at love.
5、今年过节不收礼,收礼只收男朋友。
This year, we don't accept gifts at festivals. We only accept boyfriends.
6、白白胖胖,脱单无望。
White fat, take off single hopeless.
7、电影不敢一个人看,火锅不敢一个人吃,因为怕孤单,只能一个人在家打游戏。
I dare not watch the movie alone, and I dare not eat the hotpot alone, because I am afraid of loneliness, I can only play games at home alone.
8、声明一下,我不是不谈恋爱,我是没人要。
To be clear, I'm not in love. I don't want anyone.