暗示自己单身的幽默句子,单身快乐经典句子幽默

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9、别人一谈对象谈三年,我一句谈吗问三年。

When someone talks about the subject for three years, do I ask three years.

10、我决定今天玩一整天的连连看,消灭一对是一对。

I decided to play all day long today, eliminating a pair is a pair.

暗示自己单身的幽默句子,单身快乐经典句子幽默(5)

11、今年的主要任务:脱单。

This year's main task: get rid of orders.

12、就是因为没有男朋友监督,管不住嘴的我体重蹭蹭往上涨。

It's just because I couldn't control my boyfriend, and I couldn't control my weight.

暗示自己单身的幽默句子,单身快乐经典句子幽默(6)

13、请问大家的对象都是哪里领得,需要什么手续资料?

Excuse me, where do you get all the objects and what formalities are needed?

14、我的第二杯半价什么时候出现啊,一个人喝两杯实在有点撑。

When will my second cup half price appear? It's a little too much to drink two drinks alone.

暗示自己单身的幽默句子,单身快乐经典句子幽默(7)

15、长期招男朋友,不招长期男朋友。

Long term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.

16、全世界都是恋爱的酸臭,只有我散发着单身女人的清香。

The whole world is the sour smell of love. Only I exude the fragrance of single women.

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