John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship。
约翰，我是个荒谬的人，却被你的热情和对友谊的忠贞拯救了。
Marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can't imagine。
婚姻会用一种你想象不到的方式改变你。
I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you。
我就不给你解释了，省得说我侮辱你智商。
