心情愉快的句子幽默短句,心情愉快的句子幽默短句搞笑

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人字两笔:一笔前进,一笔后退;

一笔逆境,一笔顺境;

一笔付出,一笔收获。

身处困境时,先给自己一个微笑。

世上最美的风景,就在你的脸上。

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朋友圈的搞笑句子

“我妈生我下来,是让我减肥的?我妈看到我减肥她不心疼啊?我真的太自私了,因为旁人的看法,忽视了最爱我的人。今天这个宵夜,不是为自己吃的,是为我妈吃的。”

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"My mother gave birth to me to help me lose weight? My mom doesn't feel sorry when she sees me lose weight? I am really too selfish because of the opinions of others, ignoring the person who loves me the most. This late night is not for myself, but for my mother."

心情愉快的句子幽默短句,心情愉快的句子幽默短句搞笑(1)

“刚刚遇到卖草莓的,他说他的草莓绝对是最甜的东西。我嗤之以鼻,怎么可能有比我还甜的东西呢?又是虚假宣传。”

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"I just met a strawberry seller who said his strawberries are definitely the sweetest thing. I sneered, how could there be anything sweeter than me? It's false advertising again."

心情愉快的句子幽默短句,心情愉快的句子幽默短句搞笑(2)

“我没有初心,我的初心就是想躺着,千万别跟我说“勿忘初心”,我正奋斗呢,你一劝,当场就躺下了。”

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"I have no original intention, my original intention is to lie down. Don't tell me "don't forget your original intention". I am struggling, but when you advise me, I lie down on the spot."

心情愉快的句子幽默短句,心情愉快的句子幽默短句搞笑(3)

“你说我化成灰你都认识,我用美颜相机拍照发朋友圈,你在下面问:“这谁?””

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"You said you know me when I turned into dust. I used a beauty camera to take photos and post them on my social media. You asked below, "Who is this?""

心情愉快的句子幽默短句,心情愉快的句子幽默短句搞笑(4)

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