十三,[自动回复] 你好,我们老大去宇宙摘星星了,若有事我可以帮你转告她,不过你得先请我吃薯片,我要番茄味的。
[Auto reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If something happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.
十四,[自动回复] 你刚才说什么,我没看清楚,请再发一遍
[auto reply] I didn't see what you said just now. Please send it again
十五,[自动回复] 如果是中午,我吃饭去了;如果是工作时间,我被老板叫去训话了;如果你就是老板,当我没说……
[Auto reply] If it was noon, I went to eat; If it was working time, I was called to lecture by my boss; If you are the boss, forget I said ……
十六,[自动回复] 先说什么事,我再决定在不在!
[auto-reply] I don't even believe in punctuation.
十七,[自动回复] 你的话,我连标点符号都不信
十八,[自动回复] 就连我这人工智能都不把你放在眼里
[Auto reply] Even my artificial intelligence doesn't put you in the eye
十九,[自动回复] 我给你买几个橘子去,你就在此地,不要走动
[auto-reply] I'll buy you some oranges. Just stay here and don't move around
二十,[自动回复] 目前操作用户过多,请您稍后再试!
[Auto-reply] There are too many operating users at present. Please try again later!
二十一,[自动回复] 对不起,对方5G在线,它没有收到您的信息,请自动升级
[auto reply] sorry, the other party is online, and it didn't receive your message, please upgrade automatically
二十二 ,[自动回复] 我在呢,但是我不想和你说话,要聊天,就要先回答我一个问题,先有鸡还是先有蛋?
[Auto-reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you have to answer a question first. Chicken or egg first?
二十三,[自动回复] 本人已死,有事烧纸
[auto reply] I am dead, and I have something to burn二十四,[自动回复] 本人去拯救地球了,有事等我回来再说[automatic reply] I went to save the earth. I'll wait until I get back.