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相比较被成功人士灌下一碗碗“油腻腻”的心灵鸡汤，现在人们更喜欢可以让自己直面“惨淡人生”的毒鸡汤。当今网络上流行的毒鸡汤，不励志，不给网友苍白无力的慰藉，不敦敦教导，反而直白的如一根鞭子，以冷幽默的方式使网友清醒，让网友看清这个世界和自己最真实的一面。毒鸡汤以真实，以理智，以独特的幽默，深得网友喜欢。一些英文版的毒鸡汤也以满满的负能量，流行于国内外网友之间，以下是精选的10条最受欢迎，较为经典的英文版毒鸡汤，一起来读一读吧。
精选毒鸡汤一：越努力越失望篇
1、有时候你不努力一下，你都不知道什么叫绝望。
Sometimes you don't work hard,you don't know what is despair.
2、假如今天生活欺骗了你，不要悲伤不要哭泣，因为生活明天还会继续欺骗你。 If today's life Has deceived you,don't be sad and don't be cry,because life will continue to cheat you tomorrow.
3、你必须非常努力，才能相信自己是真的无能为力。
You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.
精选毒鸡汤二：我很丑篇
4、说我丑根本算不上羞辱，因为我早就知道了。
Calling me ugly isn't even an insult because I know already.
5、抱歉妈妈，我不能出门。因为我丑。
Sorry mom I can't go outside. I'm ugly.
6、虽然我长得丑，但是买了漂亮衣服，我就可以丑的得漂亮。
Although I am ugly,but I bought beautiful clothes,I can be pretty ugly.
毒鸡汤三：我很胖篇
7、真希望我是只猫，越胖越招人稀罕。
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.
8、腿越粗，能放下的零食越多。
The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.
精选毒鸡汤四：没钱篇
9、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Money is not everything. There's always credit cards.
10、许多人都说建立自信很难，其实主要问题是没钱。
Many people say that it is difficult to build self-confidence,but the main problem is that there is no money.
另外精选其他扎心毒鸡汤句子：
The best thing to do first thing in the morning is go right back to sleep.
每天起床做的第一件最棒的事就是再睡个回笼觉。
People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.
那些说要付出110%的人都不知道小数要怎么用。
1. Go to the gym
去健身房
2. Take 500 pictures
拍500张照片
3. Post a different one every day
每天发布一张不同的照片
4. Never go to the gym again
从此再也没去过健身房
The hardest thing about being single is finding a reason to shower.
单身最艰难的事就是找个去洗澡的理由。
The best things in life are actually really expensive.
事实上，生活中最美好的事情都需要很多钱。
Selfies are a lot sadder when you think them as Alone-ies.
当你想着自拍就是独照的时候，会感到更难过。
Every time I look in the mirror I see a person I truly hate. And then I realize it’s not a mirror, it’s a window.
每次看向镜子的时候，我都看到一个我非常讨厌的人。之后我意识到，那不是一面镜子，那是个玻璃窗。
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s finally fucking over.
别哭了，因为一切都结束了。微笑吧，因为他妈的终于结束了。
I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.
我锻炼了一小时，而我失去的是60分钟。
Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.
享受美好的时光吧，因为接下来可能会发生糟糕的事情。
There’s no such thing as waking up from a nightmare because the world is a nightmare.
根本就没有从噩梦中醒来这种事，因为世界就是一个噩梦。
I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text it’s just that I don’t care about your feelings.
对不起，我没有回你信息。这只是因为我一点也不关心你的感受 。
If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down!
如果你从来不相信自己，你就永远都不会让自己失望！
The best part of being single is that the only person who is disappointed when you take your clothes off is you.
单身最好的一点是，当你脱光衣裳，失望的人只有你自己。
If I’ve ever offended you I’m not sorry and it’s your fault.
如果我曾经冒犯过你，我一点也不感到抱歉，因为这都是你的错。
Monday hates you, too.
星期一也讨厌你。
There are two types of people in the world. I hate both of them.
世界上有两种人，我两种都讨厌。
1. Wake up
起床
2. Hate everything
讨厌一切
3. Go to sleep
睡觉
4. Repeat
继续前面的三件事
Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.
从底层开始……现在仍在底层。
Happiness is temporary. Death is forever. Have a nice weekend.
快乐是短暂的。死亡是永恒的。周末愉快。
以上就是精选的毒鸡汤。在“丧文化”流行的今天，偶尔读读这些毒鸡汤，在毒鸡汤的“熏陶”下，越发成熟理智；在毒鸡汤中发泄了对现实的不满之后更加勇往直前也不是什么坏事。
