要独立，要坚强，要勇敢，
要活得漂亮，要让自己永远善良。
很多人事的变迁，你无法左右，只能随缘。
要想活得快乐，要学会清醒地做事，糊涂地做人。
朋友圈让人开心的搞笑句子
01
*了，有一次跟老公闹着玩，就用肚子顶了他肚子下，然后这货就急了说:“你见过母鸡打架用鸡蛋的吗？” 我：........
I'm pregnant. Once, while playing with my husband, I used my belly to bump him in the stomach. The guy became anxious and said, "Have you ever seen a hen fighting with eggs?" Me:........
02
“你最希望别人骂你什么？”
“有钱了不起啊……”
"What do you most hope others will scold you for?" "Money is amazing..."
03
我可以很负责任的告诉你：假如你爱上我，我会不负责的。
I can responsibly tell you that if you fall in love with me, I will not be responsible.
04
客气的问别人吃了吗？其实是自己快饿死了。
Politely ask if someone else has eaten it? Actually, I am starving to death.
